Lighter Side

I set my DVR to record a two hour movie. But after it cut out. All of the political commercials, it was only about 20 minutes.

I can still remember when cartoons were about humor, not product placement.

UPS Tracking: “Your package is in Rockford, USA on a truck driven by Bob, and will be at your door at 2:37 pm.”

FedEx: “Your package is somewhere. You’ll get it when we give it to you.”

USPS: “What package?”

Amazon: “We are inside your apartment.”

I have discovered that if you turn off the sound, the commercials are actually interesting.

I’m so old, I can remember when songs were popular on the...