Lighter Side

My bank has a service where they text me my balance. I just don’t think they should add ‘LOL’ at the end.

Hmm, I see you have over drafted your account 93 times in the past 12 months, but I’m sure this time it was OUR fault.

There is a special place in hell for the people who press the call button more than once in the bank drive ups.

I went to the bank to open a joint account. They asked, “With Whom?” and I said “Whoever has the most money.”

Need a tool to measure productivity? It’s called a bank statement.

The bank told us our children were very young and likely to wet the bed. So, technical...