Lighter Side

Doctors are a lot like God. People put off seeing them as long as possible until they think they’re going to die.

Your x-ray showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with photoshop.

It’s easy to tell the difference between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Bad cholesterol has an evil laugh.

I’m sorry Mr. Stevens but the handle on your recliner does not count as an exercise machine.

I think diabetes is affecting my eyesight. I have trouble seeing the consequences of poor food choices.

You caught a virus from your computer and we had to erase your brain. I hope you have a back-up copy.

My doctor...