Lighter Side

A newspaper is like a woman, because every man should have his own, and not go rushing after his neighbor’s.

Wife: I wish I was born as the newspaper, so you’d hold me with that much excitement every day. Husband: Please be aware, that I don’t read the same newspaper every day.

So, what’s in the news today? “I have no idea. I’m just sitting here with the newspaper open to hide from my wife.”

It’s weird the way that whenever you reuse old newspapers, the articles in them suddenly become fascinating.

Freedom of the press is important. I love having the freedom to ignore the stuff written in the...