Lighter Side

Legend Says, when you can’t sleep at night its because you’re awake in someone else’s dream. So, If everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

Time really flies when you take two naps a day.

Damn right I’m good in bed. I can stay there all day.

I have a date tonight, with my bed. We’re totally gonna sleep together.

Blanket on – too hot. Blanket off = too cold. One leg out: Perfect.

Maturity is realizing that no human being is more important than your sleep.

It doesn’t matter if I sleep 2 hours, or 13 hours. I will still be tired the next day.

It hurts when someone you love say...