The Lighter Side

I’ve invented a new plow … it’s ground breaking.

Almond milk? That’s nuts.

If a cowboy is happy, does that make him a Jolly Rancher?

Cow jokes? Herd ‘em.

You know what a farmer talks about when he is milking his cows? Udder nonsense.

Remember, a cow with no legs is simply ground beef.

Don’t tell secrets in the garden. The potatoes have eyes, the Corn has ears, and the Beanstalk.

That farmer is not snoring, he’s dreaming he’s a tractor.

I got news for you Hal, burying your money will not make your soil rich.

Save a cow, eat a Vegan.

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