Lighter Side

Marriage is finding the person who puts up with your junk, admires your quirky little ways and still says I love you at the end of the day.

Marriage is full of surprises but it’s mostly just asking each other, “Do you have to do that right now?”

Remember, I told my daughter, marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.

The secret to a happy marriage is to be sure not to hate each other’s guts at the exact same time.

I married Miss Right, I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always’.

I once gave my husband the silent treatmen...