Lighter Side

Does running late count as exercise?

It’s really hard to get to work at 8:00 when I leave my house at 8:01.

I got up early this morning so I could be late for work without rushing.

I hate being late … but I’m so good at it.

I’m not sure if my teacher was running late and accidentally put on two different shoes this morning, or if she’s more hipster than I am.

Sorry I’m late, but my favorite song was playing on the radio and I had to sit in the car until it was over.

I’m sorry I’m late … I didn’t want to come.

Ever have one of those days when you’re not sure whether you’re in the zone, out of t...