Lighter Side

The most amazing thing about the sport of curling, is that each country is able to find two men who can work a broom.

Suntanning is not an Olympic sport, because the best you can get is bronze.

Never forget that Australia’s first ever winter Olympic gold medal was won in speed skating by a guy who was dead last, and everyone in front of him fell down – true story!

The 400 meter dash for people who never listen, forces them to run with scissors.

I look forward to watching the Olympics and fooling myself into believing I could do better.

The 2024 Olympics in Paris will probably be a total mess …...