Lighter Side

Sometimes I like to be alone with my thoughts doing absolutely nothing. It’s not that I’m antisocial, I’m just pro-me.

Do not take life too seriously … you will never get out of it alive.

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so my wife knows I’m not dead.

If I had ten chocolate chip cookies, and you took half of them, do you know what you’d have? That’s right, a black eye and broken fingers.

Life is hard … but it’s a lot harder if you’re stupid.

If Cinderella’s glass slipper fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

I get paid to be nice at work. I’m not sure why my family and friends th...