Lighter Side

A day without beer probably wouldn’t kill me … but why take the risk?

Beer is now cheaper than gas. The lesson – Drink, Don’t Drive.

Beergasm – That moment when you take the first sip.

Alcohol is never the answer. But it’s a good way of forgetting the question.

I totally believe in second chances. So, if this beer doesn’t give me a buzz, I will have another.

Beer – It’s the most important meal of the day.

I swear, I didn’t text my ex-girlfriend … the beer did.

Never look at your beer as half empty. Look at it as you’re half way to your next beer.

Warning: Drinking too much beer may cause memor...