Lighter Side

The nurse told me to try and get some sleep … then came in every few minutes to take my blood pressure and temperature.

I think hospitals would be a lot more popular if they rebranded themselves as really, really intense spas.

Laughter may be the best medicine, but my health insurance only covers chuckles, snickers and giggles.

My son called today saying he was in the hospital. I wish he’d stop doing that, he’s been a doctor for 12 years now.

Oh sure, my friend donates a kidney to the City Hospital, and he’s treated like a hero. I donate five kidneys to the hospital, and I get arrested.

Anyone...