Lighter Side

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer bystanders.

What do you use to find the location of a golf ball? (A lie detector)

How was my golf game? Well, I was one under today … One under a tree; One under a bush; and one under water.

Wow you had some round today. Not only did you get a birdie, you got a rabbit and two squirrels.

No, I’m sorry, it’s not 1972. Exactly how long were you in the woods looking for your golf ball?

Why did you hit your ball into the woods Bob? Do you know a shortcut to the tenth green?

It’s not the size...