Lighter Side

Don’t call me lazy, I’m just motivationally challenged.

I’m not lazy. I’m just saving my energy for when I really need it.

Somebody said today that I’m lazy … I nearly answered.

You shouldn’t get mad at lazy people. They didn’t do anything.

He’s so lazy, when he won the award for laziness, he sent someone else to pick it up.

Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it ‘Selective Participation.’

Lazy – when your mind is alert and making plans, but your body is in server maintenance mode.

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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