Lighter Side

If you mean flipping people off, then yeah, I know how to use Power Point.

One of the benefits of not being able to remember things is that you live your life with no regrets.

I can really relate to pop art. My knees pop, my elbows pop, my hip pops …

Whoever came up with “Visit Your Relatives Day” must be a travel agent for family guilt trips.

Some days, the best thing about my job is that my chair spins.

My doctor told me to get off the couch, so now I watch tv in bed.

I got really lucky the last time I went to the casino … I accidentally forgot my wallet at home.

Some friendships are so stro...