Lighter Side

Every time I walk down a certain aisle at Menards, the stud finders go crazy!

I’m all set to start my weekend home renovation project, and my wife is all set to call 911.

I love home improvement. Best one I ever made was disconnecting the doorbell.

It’s over 40 years old … that’s 160 in toilet years. Just go buy a new one.

Some homes have a big backyard for rest and relaxation. I’ve got a giant dog toilet that I have to mow.

Honey, we need a new stove. This one’s beginning to burn oil.

My husband can’t do a do-it-yourself project. All of his are over-do-it-yourself.

Tonight, I want to see what...