Lighter Side

At my age, the only thing ravaging my body is the flu virus.

You’ve got bird flu, but it’s tweetable.

Just remember, you don’t have a hangover, you have wine flu.

I’d tell you the joke about the germ, but I really don’t want to spread it around.

Way to stand your ground on the whole “flu shot is a scam” bit. Call me when your lungs have drained.

Don’t think of it as getting a flu shot. Think of it as installing virus protection software.

I hope this flu season I get just sick enough to fit into my skinny jeans.

Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories...