Lighter Side

I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people … I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

When I asked, “How stupid can you be?” it wasn’t supposed to be a challenge.

I’ve decided to add “extensive experience dealing with stupid people” to my resume. That has GOT to be a marketable skill.

Stupid people are like glow sticks. You want to slap them and shake the poop out of them until the light comes on.

If I could get paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire next week.

Calling you an idiot w...