Lighter Side

I tried to be normal once – worst two minutes of my life.

“I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money” – Pablo Picasso

I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.

“I like women. I don’t understand them, but I like them.” – Sean Connery

You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.

“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous,” – Robert Benchley

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

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