Lighter Side

My dog chewed up my list of New Year’s resolutions … I love that dog!

I decided to break all of my resolutions early so I can start enjoying the rest of the year.

I made a resolution to drink more water this year, but so far I’ve only gotten as far as “drink more”.

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about lifestyle changes.

My New Year’s resolution is to break my New Year’s resolutions. That way I succeed at something.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who...