Lighter Side

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas … If you’d take your eyes off of your phone for a minute, you’d know that.

A Christmas party? At Work? With coworkers? Can’t I just poke myself in the eye instead?

Look, there’s a new phone app that counts down the days until Christmas. We had the same thing when I was a kid. We called it a calendar.

If Santa’s smart, he’d put me n the nice list. After all, I know where he lives.

I almost dropped before I shopped … I had to park about two miles away from the mall.

I’d be giving out a lot more pr...