Lighter Side

My ex and I divorced for religious reasons … He thought he was God and I didn’t.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce.

Get married young so you can be divorced and happy in your thirties.

For sale: Wedding Dress – worn once by mistake. Call Leslie.

The hardest part of your divorce is finding an attractive recent picture of yourself to upload on a dating site.

Our divorce judge wasn’t too impressed with either one of us. It was so bad, our dog ended up getting custody of the kids.

Clouds are like ex-husbands … once they leave, it’s a beautiful day.

I survived...