Lighter Side

It’s time to exercise again, but I’m still walking funny from my last workout.

I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

My doctor told me to start my exercise program very gradually. So, today, I drove past a store that sells sweat pants.

I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes it seven years in a row.

I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I’m out of shape and can’t run more than two minutes.

Does running into the wine shop count as today’s workout?

Thanks for being my workout bu...