Lighter Side

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.

I asked my dad how much it cost to get married, but he said he didn’t know – he was still paying for it.

Marriage is full of surprises, but it’s mostly just asking each other, “Do you really have to do that right now?”

It might be true that in China, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries, but I would argue that this truism happens everywhere. And I do mean … everywhere.

The two golden rules of marriage are 1) The wife is always right. 2) When you know she is wrong, slap yours...