Lighter Side

You should never swim on a full stomach, it’s so much easier swimming in water.

Public swimming pools – where you want to jump into the cool relaxing water, only to realize you are literally marinating in pee and bandaids.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If I only have one day to live, take me to a swimming meet – those things take forever.

Remember, hippos can run and swim faster than humans. So, that means cycling is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

Oh No, I’m sure every little excitedly screaming kid in the pool said they had to stop pla...