Lighter Side

Lord, no matter how many times a week I have to mow the yard, it’s still better than shoveling snow.

I came, I mowed, I kicked grass!

Adult peer pressure … seeing your neighbor mowing their yard.

I grew up in the 70s, our idea of gofundme was offering to cut the neighbor’s yard or $5.

What? You’re asleep at seven on a Saturday morning? Let me cut my lawn so you can hear the song of my people.

They say that the Fall is the perfect time to fertilize your lawn so it will grow extra tall and thick this summer. Which is precisely why I won’t be fertilizing my lawn.

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