Lighter Side

If April showers bring May flowers, what do April blizzards bring?

Can February March? No, but April May.

I made sure to propose to my girlfriend on April first. That way, if she said “No” I could just say “April fools!”

I garden in the nude. It’s a lot cheaper than a scarecrow.

April Showers Bring Mayflowers? False, various environmental factors determine plant growth.

I’m thinking about doing a little work on my lawn but I can’t decide … concrete or gravel?

If April showers bring May flowers, May flowers bring a strong sense of accomplishment to the gardener.

Have you ever, on a freezing col...