Lighter Side

The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and no one else thinks they’re jokes.

Every time lawyers tell their same old jokes, they end up arguing over copyright infringement.

In the future, you should have been taught in law school to say “I object” instead of “That’s total bull%$@#.”

I’m really sorry your honor, and I promise I’ll never get caught again.

The difference between a lawyer and a heard of buffalo is that the lawyer charges more.

Your honor, my client requests the opportunity to try a different story.

I wonder, because you found me guilty of internet...