Lighter Side

My mechanic said it would cost $300 to fix the squeak my car’s engine was making, so I decided to just play my Iron Maiden CD really loud to drown out the noise.

I don’t know what’s wrong, but if you open and close the hood like this, It looks like your car is talking.

You can tell he’s an auto mechanic – he washes his hands before going to the bathroom.

I’m sorry Mr. Stevens, but the only service I can give your car is a funeral service.

I certainly hope it doesn’t take me as long to pay your bill as it did for you to get the part my car needed.

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