Lighter Side

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Screw Valentine’s Day. I’m just waiting for the discounted chocolate on February 15th

Valentine’s Day is just a harsh reminder that I’m forever alone.

It’s Valentine’s Day. So, if you’re secretly in love with me, it’s time to reveal it now.

I’m spending Valentine’s Day with my true love … food, and Netflix.

Best of luck to those trying to reconcile their feminist beliefs with Valentine’s Day.

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