Lighter Side

Anybody still wondering what I want for Christmas, I need a size five night Vegas Vacation.

My family’s favorite road trip game is called “heated argument.”

The airline told me my luggage was lost, but on the bright side, their full body scan said I’m in excellent health.

Vegas is a great excuse to be immature and as messy as your children.

I knew our flight was in trouble when the stewardess came out into the aisle and asked if anyone on board knew how to play Microsoft Flight Simulator.

If you meet Elsa, don’t give her a balloon – she’ll just let it go.

Remember, whatever happens in Vegas, s...