The Lighter Side

What do you mean I’m not registered to vote? I vote every single week on American Idol.

If voting could really change anything, they’d make it illegal.

I see there is a four year gap on your resume. Did you work for the Trump administration? “No, I was in prison. I swear!”

When the pollster asked me who I voted for as I came out of the polling place, I told him I was trying to forget.

Every year I go in and vote for beer … it’s really quite satisfying.

What did Russia do to influence the election? They helped the democrats finally deliver on their promises of transparency.

I really don’t ever...