Lighter Side

Woo Hoo it’s Friday! … Oh Wait, I’m a farmer.

Farmer Proverb: Any man can drive a tractor, but it’s no fun plowin’ without your hoe.

I was going to tell a farmer joke … but it was too corny.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow … “It’s pasture bedtime.”

What does a farmer talk about when he’s milking his cows … “Udder nonsense.”

Cows can turn grass into steak … what’s your super power?

Farmers have pets who poop breakfast … they’re called chickens.

We’re switching vacations with the Jones; They’ll milk our cows and we’ll milk theirs.

My new John Deere R Series has IVT, GPS, DEF and Satell...