Lighter Side

If you ever get frustrated with life out here in Northwest Illinois, just turn on your car radio to WBBM and listen to the Chicago traffic report, you’ll feel much better.

My driving instructor asked me to parallel park – which wasn’t easy while I was talking on the phone and changing songs on my iPod.

I thought I might pass my driver’s exam, and the teacher said he considered it, but I guess driving in reverse down a One Way street the wrong way at 60 miles per hour over an open manhole cover was working against me.

Mt dad said he would teach me to drive … just as soon as they line every road...