The Lighter Side

I’m thinking about doing a little work on my lawn but I can’t decide … concrete or gravel?

My husband gardens in the nude … it’s a lot more effective than a scarecrow.

Keeping up with my yardwork requires a lot of blood, sweat and beers.

Personally, I’d like to use my weed whacker on the guy who starts mowing his lawn at 8 am.

They might call them “organic” vegetables, but what they really mean is “grown in poop.”

I would have mowed my lawn earlier, but the neighborhood petition was late this year.

I’m not big into lawn care. I’m more into lawn don’t care.

Cutting grass isn’t so bad. I can han...