The Lighter Side

High School is like a free trial education. Then, once you’ve graduated, they say, “Now, if you want to continue, pay $50,000.”

At my sister’s high school graduation, one kid threw his cap in the air too early. My dad turned to me and said, “Oops, Premature Ecapulation …” I’m pretty sure he’s still laughing at himself to this day.

High School Graduation – Where finishing one of the easiest and most basic parts of life is suddenly a huge deal.

Congratulations on your graduation … now get your butt to work.

My parents sent me through law school. After I graduated, I sued them for wasting seven y...