The Lighter Side

Intaxication – Is the Euphoria you get when you find out you’re getting a tax refund. It usually only lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

I truly hope your tax refund is greater than the cost of hiring an accountant.

I’m seeking a tax return high enough to just barely keep me out of prison.

I’m really glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It’s come in really handy this parallelogram season.

H&R Block called and said your tax refund is ready. So, tell me again about how you’re going to open a savings account, pay your bills and not blow it like you...