Point To Ponder

OK, so last week I went through the ten worst foods known to man.

(Correction, the ten foods Dan is too juvenile to eat!)

Seriously, you have to participate in this column too?

(Hey, as long as you are going to represent yourself as some sort of authority on food, it is my responsibility to point out that you are full of crap.)

Uhm, are you speaking metaphorically, or literally?

(I could make an argument for both.)

Well, with the – rather intrusive – opinion of my wife not-withstanding, I now present you with the top ten foods known to man, and would argue that a person could live off of these...