Lighter Side

I’m going to start Spring Cleaning my house today. And by “cleaning” I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Febreze.

Spring cleaning at my house consists of simply opening the windows.

I know, I know, Spring Cleaning never killed anyone … but why take a chance?

I’m not really into spring cleaning. Come to think of it, I’m not into summer, fall or winter cleaning either.

I don’t call it Spring Cleaning. I call it, “Returning my house to beauty base zero.”

If you get into the mood to do Spring cleaning, go see your doctor. The odds are that cabin fever has made you delirious.

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