Lighter Side

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, you lost a pigeon.

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks … I didn’t want to interrupt her.

People say I’m condescending … that means I talk down to people.

My wife accused me of being immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.

Wanna know how many Germans it takes to screw in a lightbulb? One, they’re very efficient … and not very funny.

What do you call a dog with no...