Lighter Side

Those 13 year old girls talking about “I Need a Man Who …” Stop it. You just need to do your homework.

I did a push up today … well actually I fell down. But I had to use my arms to get back up, so … close enough. Now, I need chocolate.

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because nobody knew this level existed.

Wow, our WIFI went down for five minutes the other day, so I had to speak to my family. They seem like nice people … who knew?

A guy walks out of the bathroom and a cute girl says to him, “Sir, your garage door is open” … the guy asks, “Did you see my Harley?” … “No,” she rep...