The Lighter Side

I'm ready to start my Christmas shopping ... OK, who's got some money I can use?

All I want for Christmas is a free refill of my wallet when I'm done shopping.

I spend a lot of money Christmas shopping ... most of it on myself.

I almost dropped BEFORE I shopped ... yep, I had to park two miles away from the mall.

With all of the pushing and shoving to get this year's door busters, they should call it Black and Blue Friday.

I always hang mistletoe in the same spot – the middle belt loop on the back of my jeans.

I really hope you like the present I got you this year ... I had to pepper spray fou...