The Lighter Side

Will you text your mom and ask how long it takes to microwave a 25 pound turkey?

For once we're going to have a happy family Thanksgiving. I'm stuffing the turkey with Prozac.

He doesn't drink these days. Apparently, he's allergic to drugs and alcohol – he breaks out in handcuffs.

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

Well the small towns in the region are all putting up their Christmas decorations, and you know what that means ... Thanks giving is coming.

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