We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks
We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks
“Wow hun, your mustache is really gray,” my wife said one night at dinner.
“You know they make that ‘Just for Men’ stuff and you could color it.”
“No, I am not coloring anything, tucking anything, snipping anything, or tattooing anything – I am who I am – period.”
“Okay, suit yourself, but … it is really gray – I mean there is no color left in it. Have you ever thought of shaving it off?”
“I shaved it off once when I was in High School, and my girlfriend at the time immediately asked me to grow it back.”
“So …”
“Have you ever seen me without a mustache?”
“No.”
“And you never will – I prefer to...
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