Lighter Side

"Ok students, we are going to start the school year with an essay – What I did on my Summer vacation'." But little Suzie raised her hand and asked, "You mean you haven't you been following me on Twitter all Summer?"

The M& M went to school because it really wanted to be a Smartie.

"But I don't want to go back to school!" she wailed. Nobody likes me! They tease me and pull my hair, and beat me up, I hate It!" "Nobody said teaching would be easy dear," her husband replied.

I'd tell my teacher about my broken pencil, but it's pointless.

After his first day of school, little Johnnie came home wher...