The Lighter Side

High School is like a free trial on education. Then once you've graduated they say, "Now if you want to continue, pay $50,000."

The teacher told us to bring a pencil to class tomorrow ... so what's a pencil?

You can take a student's phone away, but you're supposed to give it back to them after class – not sell it on ebay.

My teacher isn't qualified for spelling. She spells "U" y-o-u. She spells "BRB" r-e-t-u-r-n, and she spells "BFN" g-o-o-d-b-y-e.

Once I learn how to use Google, isn't that all the education I need?

Mrs. Anderson, is there someplace I can sign up for a 'Do not call on me' list...