The Lighter Side

Time to plant my garden ... or, as the bunnies in the neighborhood call it ... my "all you can eat buffet."

How do I always seem to find the plants without the will to live?

I like to help the neighbors with their gardening. I mean, somebody's got to eat all those veggies.

I put a birdhouse in my back yard. Does that count as a twitter feed?

I've decided to let my lawn die ... I just can't take another day of seeing it suffer.

Gardening requires lots of water ... most of it in the form of perspiration.

I garden in the nude ... it's a lot cheaper than a scarecrow.

I was in a gardening club once...