The Lighter Side

My uncle tried to cross an angry sheep with a moody cow. All he got was an animal that's in a very Baaaaad Moooooood.

What do you call a sleeping cow? ... (A Bull dozer)

Well, I was offered 15 million to do a movie with Julia Roberts, but I'll keep farming ... that was a joke.

After listening to the blowhard try to tell him how he should improve his farm, the old farmer asked the man, "Did you ever notice that rabbit poop comes out as little pellets, while cow poop spreads out like a pancake?" "No," the blowhard said in disgust. "Well then, why should I listen to anything you say, when you jus...