The Lighter Side

What is the Easter Bunny's Favorite kind of music? ... (Hip Hop)

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... (Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan)

I saw a six foot bunny at the mall yesterday. Either it's almost Easter, or my doctor screwed up my meds again.

Why did the Easter Egg hide? ... (He was a little chicken)

Why was the Easter Bunny upset? ... (He was having a bad hare day)

What day does an Easter Egg hate the most? ... (Fry-day)

Why should you never tell an Easter Egg a joke? ... (It might crack up)

I just had the best Lent season ever ... I gave up sacrifice.

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