The Lighter Side

You know you've been cooped up for too long when you keep a telemarketer on the phone, and then thank them for calling.

When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? Don't say anything, just stand there.

Honestly, I think I'm still single because I never forwarded those chain email messages back in 2008.

Damn, my kids are turning out just like me. Well played Karma, Well played.

I want to create Happy Singles Awareness Day! An entire holiday devoted to staying in yoga pants and eating chocolate.

My company forgot I work from home now. When I went into the offic...